I didn’t have tickets.
“AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER THOSE WHO WOULD ATTEMPT TO POISON AND DESTROY MY BROTHERS!”
Side effects of the Subway diet come to light.
FORGET all that is dear to your heart, all that is holy and sacred, for THEY have risen above any god by shedding unto the masses FREE T-SHIRTS!
THE CHOSEN ONE experiences the tragic ecstasy of pure cotton rapture.
And so he clutches his t-shirt as the throngs still reach for everything that can’t be had, the silk-screened tees passing like a night train in the distance that enters your dream with its horn, the brass ring at the carnival you will never be able to grasp, the shooting star in the corner of your eye that may or may not be there. “My precious”, he says, “Precious, we wept to be so alone. My Precious Free Tee Shirt.” Hopefully it fits.