I wrote some of the really cheesy lines in this news report. It’s only a matter of time before Putin shocks the world with Russia’s naked supremacy by baring his Sputnik. Thanks, I’m here all night folks. Tip your waiters.
Plus, I can claim to be a television writer now.
UPDATE: We single-handedly destroyed the journalistic integrity of our brand. Just kidding, although pretty much everyone in the organization cringed at this episode. I don’t mind because I made my coworkers and friends laugh.