A parody of Husbands and Wives from The Ben Stiller Show.
Did you know that tumblr is short for “tumbling web log”? Lumberjacks used to inscribe their lumber with pictures of cats and boobs and send them downstream to eager sawmill laborers, or “buzz feeders.”
Why does a spring chicken epitomize the vitality of youth? To get to the other side.
I wrote some of the really cheesy lines in this news report. It’s only a matter of time before Putin shocks the world with Russia’s naked supremacy by baring his Sputnik. Thanks, I’m here all night folks. Tip your waiters.
Plus, I can claim to be a television writer now.
UPDATE: We single-handedly destroyed the journalistic integrity of our brand. Just kidding, although pretty much everyone in the organization cringed at this episode. I don’t mind because I made my coworkers and friends laugh.