Did you know that tumblr is short for “tumbling web log”? Lumberjacks used to inscribe their lumber with pictures of cats and boobs and send them downstream to eager sawmill laborers, or “buzz feeders.”

World Leaders – NAKED!!

I wrote some of the really cheesy lines in this news report. It’s only a matter of time before Putin shocks the world with Russia’s naked supremacy by baring his Sputnik. Thanks, I’m here all night folks. Tip your waiters. Plus, I can claim to be a television writer now. UPDATE: We single-handedly destroyed the […]