National Treasure III

Nicholas Cage hands Barack Obama the trillion dollar coin. The president holds it up to the light, and with bated breath, peels back the platinum foil, revealing DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE. He hands Nick a piece and then takes a big bite. “It looks like the debt ceiling,” Barack muses, “was a sweet political deal after all.” THE END

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